How I Hate You

Over the past few weeks, my toast consumption has increased dramatically...from zero to about five slices with peanut butter and honey. We had a toaster. It wasn't fancy, but it was fast and it did the job. And then it died. So I asked Justin to pull our toaster oven out of storage. And then I realized why our toaster oven was in storage. It sucks. It's SO slow. And the top is always about ten shades darker than the bottom. If you need a voucher, just ask Megan.